A "Gunhild" is slang for a woman or adolescent known for her large bosom, but not particularly large brain. She sometimes makes funny jokes without her knowing so.
- "Did you meet that blonde girl last night?"
- "Yeah. She was nice, but seemed a bit "Gunhild" to me"
- "Big guns doh!"
- "For sure!"
- "Yeah. She was nice, but seemed a bit "Gunhild" to me"
- "Big guns doh!"
- "For sure!"
by Artful Dodgers March 13, 2011
An extremely fun, cool, smart and beautiful Norwegian. There is no one like her in the world. She's also a good roommate.
Snakkes, Gunhilde!
by jleduplessis November 14, 2013
A Gunhild is a loving Nordic name for a person that is truly beautiful inside out
The name is only given to people of certain greatness, people capable of spectacular sparkly things
A Gunhild is recognized by her ocean blue eyes, stunning beauty, superior intelligence and great sense of humor. A sure tell of a true Gunhild is distinct rings around the pupils of the eyes. coincidentally It is also widely agreed by scientists that all Gunhild’s have the perfect butt.
Should you ever meet a Gunhild your life will fill with love, care and laughter. All your worries will be washed away and replaced by memories of joy.
The name is only given to people of certain greatness, people capable of spectacular sparkly things
A Gunhild is recognized by her ocean blue eyes, stunning beauty, superior intelligence and great sense of humor. A sure tell of a true Gunhild is distinct rings around the pupils of the eyes. coincidentally It is also widely agreed by scientists that all Gunhild’s have the perfect butt.
Should you ever meet a Gunhild your life will fill with love, care and laughter. All your worries will be washed away and replaced by memories of joy.
by Adrian Bo June 10, 2020
The prettiest, most beautiful and probably the funniest person you will ever meet. If you meet a Gunhild, do not let her go, for you will regret it for the rest of your life. A Gunhild makes for the best friend and girlfriend, if she let's you, and will always be there for you even when you do not need it.
A Gunhild will always bring a fun time, and will never show that she is down, but if she is down you will support her. If you do not do that, you will regret it for the rest of your life, because she is that awesome of a person, and you will know just that. She is in fact so awesome that Morgan Freeman once tried to narrate her life using Morgan Freeman's voice, but it could not do justice to the sexyness of Gunhild. When Gunhild smiles, the heavens clear and kittens rain from the sky, always landing on their feet, bringing joy to everyone around. When describing how awesome and smart a Gunhild is, a year would not suffice, and people have been known to be institutionalized from their ramblings trying to do just this.
A Gunhild will always bring a fun time, and will never show that she is down, but if she is down you will support her. If you do not do that, you will regret it for the rest of your life, because she is that awesome of a person, and you will know just that. She is in fact so awesome that Morgan Freeman once tried to narrate her life using Morgan Freeman's voice, but it could not do justice to the sexyness of Gunhild. When Gunhild smiles, the heavens clear and kittens rain from the sky, always landing on their feet, bringing joy to everyone around. When describing how awesome and smart a Gunhild is, a year would not suffice, and people have been known to be institutionalized from their ramblings trying to do just this.
Example 1
Person 1: How did the coffee date go yesterday?
Person 2: It didn't go to well. She was just to beautifullto get my words out right.
Person 1: Ah, she is a Gunhild.
Example 2
Bartender: Why so glum, mate?
Mate: I didn't support my friend, and now she is gone forever.
Bartender: Well, you got to support a Gunhild when she needs it.
Person 1: How did the coffee date go yesterday?
Person 2: It didn't go to well. She was just to beautifullto get my words out right.
Person 1: Ah, she is a Gunhild.
Example 2
Bartender: Why so glum, mate?
Mate: I didn't support my friend, and now she is gone forever.
Bartender: Well, you got to support a Gunhild when she needs it.
by Iamjohn December 19, 2017